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By G.D. Warner

Allergies, Asthma, MMS, and Me

"The Best Twenty Bucks I've Ever Spent."


Long time readers of Cheap and Sleazy probably know that back in 2010 I suffered from a bit of an asthma issue ... which started right before I was supposed to head off to Navy Bootcamp, to be followed by Radioman A School, then off to Sub School ... where asthma isn't exactly welcome.

What those same readers probably don't know is that I have been pretty much asthma-free since 2011.

In this article, I will tell you exactly how I got rid of that particular issue ... for (at that time) about twenty bucks.



As a few of my readers know, I listen to a lot of what I call "Different Dictation."

While so engaged back in 2010, I ran across an interview with a guy by the name of Jim Humble, and he was talking about how he and a few friends/clients were out prospecting for gold in South America when some of them were stricken with a bad bout of malaria.

He used some of the chemicals he had with him and gave the mixture to his fellow prospectors, and they were up and around again within four hours ... which, as you might guess, is unusual. If you want to hear the discussion of how "MMS" (kinda-sorta) came to be, start at the 12:33 mark in the above-linked video.

This is What I Purchased:

MMS Basic Kit

MMS Basic Kit

... which I bought used to buy here.

When combined properly, those two chemicals become a different compound identified as chlorine dioxide.

There are two methods, or "protocols" that are recommended for use. One of them -- Protocol 1000 -- is for pretty much any disease you might have, while Protocol 2000 is for cancer.


Here are the (archived) instructions for Protocol 1000:


... and here are the archived instructions for Protocol 2000 -- which, hopefully you'll never need:



Essentially, what you're supposed to do is dribble a given number of drops from each bottle into, say, a shot glass or something similar (~2.5 ounces), wait a few minutes until the drops change color (this is what is meant by the term "activated"), and then after the liquid has changed color, drink it as prescribed.

PROTOCOL 1000 is basically taking 3 drops of activated MMS each hour, for eight hours a day, for three weeks. However, many people cannot start taking that many drops and should start with only two or even one drop an hour. This is determined by how sick they are to begin with.

If one is feeling very sick then start with one drop an hour or even a half a drop an hour, but then begin taking more if you feel that you can.

The rule is, if you feel that the drops are making you feel worse, take less ... and if they're not making you feel worse then take a little bit more the next hour, but never more than 3 drops an hour.

Here are the archived instructions for Protocol 2000:


Again, what you're supposed to do is dribble a given number of drops from each bottle into a 2.5 ounce glass, wait for a few minutes until the drops change color (this is what is meant by the term "activated"), and then after the liquid has changed color, drink it as prescribed.

Fair warning -- this stuff tastes awful ... but Jim Humble found a fix for that.

Fixing That Awful Taste

I did a little searching in the MMS forum, and I found a post with this title:

2 weeks on mms and the taste is killing me? how do i get through this?

In that thread I found this gem:

JH, on 11/18 did a newsletter on how to "fix the taste" using soda, like Coke, Pepsi or ginger ale (MG said they've had good success with ginger ale, even though JH did not mention it).

I found the newsletter mentioned above (you'll have to scroll down a bit), and found this:

Then someone again told me about someone who was really sick but couldn't take the MMS. So I decided to do something.

I bought as many sodas as I could find:






I tested them all. They all worked to overcome the taste and to not reduce the effectiveness of MMS. They all tested as being effective for at least a day. I have been taking MMS in 7up and Sprite for several weeks now and they both work fine.

He (Jim Humble) continued:

(Procedure #1) Each hour pour about 4 ounces (120 ml) of your favorite soda in a clean glass, but with one of those sodas listed above. Then mix an hourly dose of MMS, be it 1 or 2 or 3 drops or less, but no more for protocol 1000.

Mix it in a clean dry glass wait the 20 seconds and then pour in your 4 ounces of soda and drink it.

(Procedure #2 -- Mixing for eight hours) Get one of the 20 ounce (or 600 ml) bottles of any one of the sodas, 7up, Sprite, Freska, Squirt, or Tri-Soda. The Tri-Soda would be the least desirable. Remove the soda from the bottle and mark the bottle with a dark mark every 2.5 ounces as that will give you eight 2.5 ounce divisions.

Cheap and Sleazy Share a Coke

A Pair of Cheap and Sleazy Cokes


Yes, yes ... I know you're supposed to be using a 20 ounce bottle, but I just have those cans!

Do not use orange juice. Do not use juices with added vitamin C or ascorbic acid added. Do not use concentrated juices that must have water added to them. Fresh juices are best.

But if you don't want to make up a single dose each hour, you can make 8 doses in the morning, and keep the solution in a closed container all day. Just follow the above instructions multiplying all the figures by 8 and then put that liquid in a closed container. Take 1/8th of it each hour. Don't worry the MMS will last hours longer than is needed.

Originally I had a rather lengthy set of instructions in which I talked about how to mark up an empty 20 ounce bottle of soda, with pictures, but that's a clear violation of the "Too Much Work" rule!

Of course, those of you who have been reading Cheap and Sleazy already know what to do in the face of a deleted web page ... yes, that's right ... you use "The Way Back Machine."

That said, what I've been doing when the need arises is find a small glass that holds 2.5 ounces of liquid, dribble 24 drops from each bottle into the glass, let it sit for a while (~3 minutes), pour some of the soda into the glass, let it sit for another couple minutes, then pour the contents back into the bottle ... and when the time comes, fill the small glass up with the activated MMS/soda combo, grab a potato chip (or two), drink the MMS, eat the potato chip (helps to mask the taste!) and repeat in another hour.


And Then Came Covid.


Love him or hate him, when President Trump told the public about Covid, he mentioned a few possible methods to treat it, including some kind of light therapy.

For those of you who tried that link, you probably discovered it didn't work. Neither does the link at the Way Back Machine.

I did find this article from the Philippines that appears to be somewhat readable, but in this country, nothing but mocking articles.

He also mentioned hydroxychloroquine, which, all of the sudden, is "No longer available" or "Isn't effective."

Nothing but negative results

Nothing but negative results for hydroxychloroquine from Google

Let's see what Bing has to say on the matter:

Bing search results: much better

Actual relevant search results from Bing

And don't get me started about Joe Rogan's experiences with Ivermectin.

He (President Trump) also mentioned something about a "Disinfectant." Whether he was talking about MMS or something else is somewhat hard to say ... but so far, I think MMS would be a good candidate.

The Beginning of the Purge

At one point there were several groups about MMS on Facebook, but since Covid came along, now you can't even mention it there -- even in a private message. In the screenshot below, I Tweeted about how I was attempting to post a (relatively) quick recommendation for someone to try MMS for whatever his or her issue was when Facebook decided I didn't need to do that:

MMS Facebook Community Strike

MMS Facebook Community Strike as shown on Twitter

After I attempted to re-send that (now long gone) message, Facebook was kind enough to not only prevent me from sending it again, but I was also banned from posting anything in any of the groups I'm in for four days, I think it was. Still with no reason provided.

More on the Purge


If you've seen the previous version of this article, you might have seen a link to another place to buy MMS:

New MMS Kit

New MMS Kit

Sadly, it appears that this business got caught up in the Covid hysteria where the FDA apparently shut them down sometime back, probably right around the time that Jim Humble had a blog entry up about how he had heard news about good results with MMS somewhere in Europe, but he wanted to verify those results here in the U.S.

Unfortunately, that isn't the original blog entry; rather, that is a more toned down version of the original, most likely created at the behest of the FDA.

Shortly after that second blog entry went up was when the FDA swooped in and made Jim Humble take his blog entries down, because that second blog entry said that MMS would cure Covid, based on testing here in the U.S.

When you scroll down to the bottom of his blog entries now, you'll see this notice from the FDA:

FDA Disclaimer

FDA Disclaimer

As for that second blog entry, I have yet to find a copy anywhere ... and trying to do so has so far been entirely fruitless.

But Wait! What's *THIS?!?*

While searching through some notes I had squirreled away on a page in Notefile in an effort to find that original first blog entry, I was able to find the link, but surprise, surprise, it doesn't work anymore:

file not found

File Not Found

Did you happen to notice the reason Medium removed that post? If not, here you go:

This post is under investigation or was found in violation of the Medium Rules.

Interesting, huh?

Anyway, buried in those notes I found was the entire blog entry, taken from that (now gone) Medium article!


Note that the date shown below is probably the date of the deleted Medium article ... and here ... we ... go:


Coronavirus Update (COVID-19)

30 March 2020

Hello, I first discovered that MMS (chlorine dioxide) can help people recover their health, 24 years ago. Since that time more than 2 million people have recovered their health from just about all known diseases, in a total of about 175 different countries. Many people are now using it around the world for a wide range of ailments/disease in a variety of ways.

And now for some good news — two days ago we received word that 14 people who were confirmed cases of COVID-19 (in Europe), took MMS and have recovered their health. All of these tested positive and when re-tested after taking MMS, they came out negative for COVID-19. In addition, we have other testimonies coming in now from various parts of the world, of people with coronavirus who have taken MMS and have recovered. Apart from what has come in directly to me, we have seen other testimonials on web boards and in comment boxes on the internet of people who took MMS and recovered from the virus.

Those of us who have used chlorine dioxide (MMS) over the years certainly expected it to also work with this virus, but we wanted to be sure and now with this data we are confident that the proper mixture of chlorine dioxide (MMS) has every hope of eradicating COVID-19.

The next question that I anticipate is on everyone’s mind is what did these people do for COVID-19? What protocol did they follow? In the reports we have received, people have done different things that have worked. My intent here is to hopefully bring some clarity to this subject.

MMS is an amazing substance. I have set out very specific guidelines in my latest book on how to use MMS, and I personally encourage people to follow those guidelines — but MMS is very forgiving, and though we set out specific protocols for various things, it is important to stay open. MMS is not always a one size fits all deal, nothing health related really is. This is why I highly advocate the Three Golden Rules of MMS. Anyone who has ever heard from me personally knows that I am always pointing people to the Three Golden Rules of MMS, which essentially helps an individual determine the proper dose for them personally.

In brief, the Three Golden Rules of MMS are:

If you are getting better — do not change anything. Continue with what you are doing — keep doing the same dose.

If you are feeling worse — showing signs of nausea, diarrhea or vomiting, reduce your MMS intake by 50%. Reduce, but don’t quit — keep up the hourly dosing.

If you are not getting better, neither getting worse — if there are no signs of improvement, do the next increase or go to the next protocol, increase your intake of MMS.

I have outlined these principles in this letter, because it’s very important to know this and because right now, even in the MMS community, there have been a variety of recommendations on how much MMS to take for coronavirus. Some suggested dosing is rather high dosing, other suggested dosing has been on the lower side, and some more in the middle. All of the various suggestions may be good and all of them may work, but possibly not for everyone. Remember, we are all bio-individual. Each person is different and what may be going on in one person’s body is different from the next person. There are so many variables that enter into the equation. With MMS, some may do better on a low and slow approach, even with coronavirus, and others may need higher dosing.

This is why you must pay close attention to what your body is telling you, and follow the Three Golden Rules of MMS so you can adjust the protocols according to what your own body is asking for, or requiring. So please remember this, I can’t say it enough. If you are taking a certain dosage of MMS and you start to feel worse, lower your dose. If you are taking a certain dosage and you don’t see any results, up your dosage some. Adjust the protocol to what works for you.

Having said this, we have seen over the years, that taking MMS in most any form brings good results in some way. As for my advice, this is what I would suggest for coronavirus:

(Please note, especially if you are new to MMS: Below I talk about 3-drop doses and 6-drop doses of MMS. All MMS doses are made by taking drops of sodium chlorite solution 22.4% in distilled water and mixing it with drops of a food grade acid activator. Usually 50% citric acid or 4% HCl (hydrochloric acid) are used and at these percentages you mix the drops, drop for drop. A 3-drop dose would mean taking a clean, dry glass and putting 3 drops of the sodium chlorite solution and 3 drops of the acid activator in the glass. Gently swirl the drops so they mix together and count 30 seconds. The mixture should turn amber color. Then add 4 ounces of purified water and drink it down. All MMS doses are taken in 1/2 cup (4 ounces/120 ml) of water. When I say a 3-drop dose or a 6-drop dose, it goes without saying that means the drops are mixed as stated above and added to water. Never take MMS drops without adding water. For more details on mixing a dose of MMS and possibly using other acid activators, please refer to the MMS Health Recovery Guidebook for instructions.)

If you have COVID-19:

— Take Protocol 6 and 6 to start. This is one 6-drop dose of MMS, then one hour later take another 6-drop dose of MMS.

— After two 6-drop doses of MMS, go on hourly doses of 3 activated drops in 4 ounces of water hourly. BUT work up to the 3 drops per hour, start with 1 drop for a dose or two, then go up to 2 drops, then 3 drops — that is, if your body is tolerating it, if not, lower this dosing, but keep taking hourly doses for eight consecutive hours a day.

— I suggest that the hourly doses of MMS every day (for 8 consecutive hours) be kept up for a period of 3 weeks (21 days). Even if one feels completely recovered and shows no symptoms, it would be prudent to keep up the 3 week protocol. This is for the purpose to detox the body and therefore strengthen the immune system, as well as guard against relapse.

— After the 21 days is completed if all is well, I suggest going on a daily maintenance dose of MMS. This is one 6-drop dose of MMS daily and make it on-going.

— For children, follow the same instructions as above and cut the amounts in half.

If one does not have coronavirus but knows you have been directly exposed:

— In this case, it may be wise to do the Starting Procedure, followed by Protocol 1000–which is the 3 week protocol taking MMS for 8 consecutive hours every day. This is outlined in my book the MMS Health Recovery Guidebook, available here: jhbooks.org

For everyone — if you have not been directly exposed:

— As per the news reports of how the virus is spreading, if you want to strengthen your immune system and take preventative measures, I would suggest taking a daily maintenance dose of MMS. This is one 6-drop dose of MMS daily, be sure to not take this while drinking coffee, tea, orange juice, milk, alcohol and things particularly high in antioxidants. This works well to take first thing in the morning, then wait an hour before drinking or eating anything else. (If too strong on the stomach first thing in the morning, take at another time during the day, but space it out from food and drink.) Another good time to take it is before bed-time.

There is a dosage chart in the MMS Health Recovery Guidebook for guidelines on how to adjust the maintenance dose for children, according to their weight.

Overall, the above suggestions are what I would do for Coronavirus. However, below is another suggestion based on a report that came in this week. It involves taking MMS more frequently. This is something that I have seen over the years — that is, that for some conditions, taking MMS more frequently as in every 10 or 15 minutes for a number of hours is often very effective. Depending on what the condition is, the dose would be fairly low, though sometimes it is needed to be a higher dose, again, depending on the condition. I have done this myself for various things, such as a strong attack of bronchial problems and extreme coughing and difficulty breathing, and the frequent dosing for a time brought quick results. So, I believe there is a time to keep MMS running through your system in shorter intervals of time than once every hour. In my personal experience it was every 10 or 15 minutes. In the testimonial below it was given every 5 to 10 minutes but in smaller amounts as the man was sipping the MMS, not taking a larger gulp or a full 4 ounce dose.

Here is the testimony of a man who was experiencing very serious symptoms of Coronavirus:

The man is 85 years old and was confirmed to have coronavirus. He was quarantined at home, all of his relatives at home were also infected, but the elderly man was in very serious condition and on oxygen — by far he was the most worst off. He was given a 1 liter bottle of water which had 20 activated drops of MMS added to it. He was instructed to take a sip from the bottle every five minutes, but not to let it go past 10 minutes. So every 5 to 10 minutes the man took a sip (not a big gulp, just a sip) from the bottle — that’s all, but he did this faithfully, every 5 to 10 minutes throughout the day until the bottle was finished, just a sip each time. After three days he was noticeably improved and off of the oxygen, so his dose was reduced to 12 activated drops in the 1 liter bottle of water and he drank from it, just sipping it, every half hour. He is recovering quickly — 90% improved, has just a slight remnant of cough occasionally. The rest of the family who also took MMS are now fully recovered.

I would suggest this is something one might try, especially if they have an extreme case of coronavirus — I think however, I would alter it to 24 drops of activated MMS in the 1 liter bottle of water. For those of you who are familiar with Protocol 1000, please note that Protocol 1000 is essentially taking 24 drops of MMS a day. (This is eight hourly doses, of 3 drops of MMS each dose.) In the case above, the man was taking nearly the equivalent of Protocol 1000, but I believe taking it in sips and frequently, every 5 to 10 minutes, was obviously a key for him to keep the MMS running through his system at a certain pace. He had a more drastic case of the virus, showed more serious symptoms and it seems taking the MMS in a more constant manner helped him.

In general, I advocate taking fresh made doses of MMS whenever possible. But this does not rule out across the board other possibilities, as in this case, a premade bottle, which worked for this man. There is a lot to be said for hydrating the body, and it is known that hydrating the body works best in frequent smaller sips of water, rather than chugging down your daily water quota in one fell swoop (or two). How much better to hydrate by sipping water more frequently throughout the day, and in the case of wanting to strengthen the immune system, with water that has MMS added.

In any case, this is an encouraging testimonial and definitely something to keep in mind if you or anyone you know has a severe case of the virus. Of course, if the same man would have followed the 6 and 6 Protocol, followed by hourly doses, the results likely would have been the same — though perhaps the sipping in smaller amounts was easier for him. Listen to your body and do as you feel led, if one thing is not bringing results move on to another. As for any other suggested protocols you may receive from the MMS community, again, go with what you think will work for you, but please, please, please pay close attention to the Three Golden Rules of MMS.

If it has been suggested that you use CDS, that’s Chlorine Dioxide Solution, it might be OK and so I would not say don’t try it. But know that CDS is a different form of MMS. We have seen that all forms of MMS help people recover their health, but I and others have concluded that in some cases those who take CDS can tend to come to a stalemate in their health recovery, and they have to either substantially increase the amount they are taking, or go to taking the original MMS1 fresh mixed drops. I would suggest using CDS only if you do not have MMS1 available. Please see the MMS Health Recovery Guidebook, Appendix A, for more thorough details on the difference between CDS and MMS1.

Another point is that some people have asked if MMS2 is effective in eradicating coronavirus. To date, I have not received any reports of people using it with the virus, however, if you have MMS2 and do not have MMS1, it would certainly be worth a try using it, and in my opinion, it is highly likely to do the job. In this case, follow Protocol 4000, which is basically taking 5 capsules (either size 1 or size 0) of MMS2 a day. Take them two hours apart. Fill the capsules with a little MMS2 powder to start, then gradually increase the amount of powder until you reach full if using #1 size capsules, or until you reach ¾ full for #0 size capsules. When taking MMS2, remember the Three Golden Rules of MMS apply, increase or decrease the amount you are taking according to what your body is telling you.

Remember, there are many guidelines to take into account when taking MMS1 and MMS2. This newsletter is already long, so please see the full details on how to use MMS, how to mix up a dose, and do’s and don’ts in the MMS Health Recovery Guidebook. Also available is The Master Mineral Solution of the Third Millennium which gives complete details for making your own MMS solution. Both books are available here: jhbooks.org

I hope this helps. Remember, keep doing the right thing and help one another.

To your good health, safety and well-being,

Jim Humble

... but apparently the FDA was kind enough to share the contents of that second blog post in the above-linked document where they quote that blog post liberally! Mu-hu-hu-ha-ha-ha!!

But still, the question remains: "Where can I buy some right now?!?"

Oh, that's easy! Amazon.

As for where to find it, just do a search for "MMS," like so:

MMS Search Oops

MMS Search (Oops)


Hmm. Let's try that again, with more info:


A Correct MMS Search


MMS Search: Success!


... I bet you noticed that the price has gone up a bit (quite a bit!) from what I paid ($20) back in the day.

I guess that's the price of popularity in this "plandemic."

Well. That's all I've got for you. Good luck!



30NOV22 Update


So a few weeks back as I write this, I had this weird thing happen, where my nose started running ... but just from one nostril.

Fortunately, I had a few of those shop towels in my pocket that I had cut into quarters, just for situations like that, and they came in very handy.


Shop Towels to the Rescue!

By the time I got home, it had stopped, and I thought nothing of it ... until a couple days later, when the same thing happened again -- but this time, from the other nostril.

As I was close to home, when I got into my apartment, I mixed up a batch of MMS and ginger ale (6 drops of the MMS, poured into a ~seven ounce can of ginger ale), grabbed a few Pringles to offset that awful taste, and within a couple hours, my nose had stopped running (note to self: get more shop towels!).

Curious, I "got on the Google" and searched for these terms, as shown:


"Covid" "runny nose" "one nostril"


And sure enough, that was a potential symptom of Covid.

Fun times.